To Not Become Her

I tread on the vegetables,
feed you ice-cream.

Shave off both eyebrows,
dye my skin orange.

Scowl at the neighbours,
bite the postman.

Snort when you sulk,
hog the duvet.

Rip up my skirts,
prowl the house naked.

Yawn with my mouth full,
shout in the shower.

Eschew logic,
avoid feeling.